#donald4spiderman

I just read the list of all of potential actors to play Peter Parker in the new Spiderman re-boot and I feel like I’ve been privy to a sneak peak at a casting session for Twilight 5: Sparkle Magic. I…..sorry, I just barely avoided slipping into a coma thinking about it. How many more generic pretty looking white people can we cast as superheroes just for the sake of them being pretty and white? Didn’t we learn anything from Fantastic 4? What about The Hulk? Scrawny nerd scientist Bruce Banner played by the f$%king ripped BADASS from Black Hawk Down who kills people from his BIKE?? The character of Peter Parker is a nerdy, disturbed individual who struggles very much as he is violently forced to become Spiderman. These kids look like the biggest struggle they have had in their 16 years on earth is what v-neck goes with their suede Gucci shoes.
I could buy Toby Maguire as Parker because he is a goofy looking dude who has a real nerdiness to him. You felt like Flash would really try to kick the snot out of him and he seemed pretty helpless. I think if they are going to recast the man himself my #1 pick would be Donald Glover. He started a Twitter campaign to be considered for the role and people are responding very well to it. I am totally open to the idea and I think that it could be done in a way that could reignite the passion people have for Spiderman that the third movie crushed. Twitter has been buzzing non-stop on the subject and I think this is a possibility that Sony Pictures should seriously consider. Now the idea of a black Spiderman sends some people furiously to their keyboards as they spam hate for Donald because “that’s not how Stan made it!” If Marvel kept every detail from the original comics we would be stuck with a sea of white people and possibly like a blue or red dude and a bunch of aliens.  Nick Fury is white in the comics and we have given him up to be played by Sam Jackson. Nobody stormed the Internet fueled with rage and slammed their keyboard through their tears, writing on all of the fan-sites. Well, I bet at least one dude did. If Sony is Legit going to re-boot this franchise so soon then I think they really need to switch it up. Donald Glover is awesome on Community and as he has said, he is not asking to be handed the part, he just wants a chance to audition. I think that it would be a huge mistake on Sony’s part not to let him. And as someone whose allowance consisted solely of X-Men and Spiderman cards, I think I know what I’m talking about.

-justin-

NOT #donald4spiderman

Ummmm, sorry, I don’t buy it. Look if Glover wants to star in something, let’s kick off the Black Panther franchise. The problem with the original Spiderman trilogy was that two of the three movies sucked bad. The Green Goblin with a helmet? Huh? Who thought that one up? Gobby dies in the first flick so there is no arc connecting the three pictures? GG2 on a skate board that flies? isn’t that the invention that Borat pitched to Donald Trump along with the ice cream glove? Three villians in the third flick with Venom dying almost immediately? Pick a replacement for Spidey and make it somebody who is not a pretty boy - I agree Toby was nerdy enough and was a great casting choice. So nerdy, that the Saturday Night Fever dance routine in Spidey 3 was laughably bad. Spidey is supposed to be a loser, egghead, picked on white kid. Adding race issues to the role just takes it too far afield of the original.

-tom-

A Polar(bear?)izing Finale: LOST pt2

I agree...I think this finale worked. Emotionally, it was supercharged. I think Darlton gave plenty of warning a few weeks ago when they said they wanted to create a sendoff that would make their mothers cry. Mission accomplished!

It was clear this season was taking a religious bent early on. Hints as to the real destination of the series were present years ago as well. For example, Penny's letter in Live Together Die Alone was a huge clue: 

Dearest Des,

I am writing this letter to

you as you leave for prison. And I've

hidden it in the one place you would

turn to in a moment of great desperation.

I know you go away with

the weight of what happened on your

shoulders. And I know the only

person who can ever take it off is

you. Sorry to be so dramatic, but

these are dramatic times, are they not?

Please don't give up, Des. Because

all we really need to survive is one

person who truly loves us.

and you have her. I will wait for

you. Always.

I love you, Pen

If you remember, in that episode, they repeated the letter twice. Once when Desmond found it in Our Mutual Friend and again when he turned the key on the hatch. I guess it could have read, "all we really need to get to heaven is one person who truly loves us."

A lot of the anger comes from the sci-fi ers and they have a good point. This ending is very loosely associated with everything that went before it. You could have taped this onto the end of any ensemble drama and it might have worked. The impact comes from witnessing six years of struggling and suffering of these characters - you wanted them to have happy endings.

All this being said - what about the mysteries?

The Egyptian statue of fertility?

The women losing the ability to give birth on the island some time after Ethan was born?

Justin's bird....

Who was in the cabin? Smokey? But we saw him wandering the island as himself when the bearded ghost asked Lock for help...

Where did Jacob's lists come from? Was Smokey giving them to Ben? Were they part of the long con?

Who thought Nikki and Paulo would be a good idea?

What caused Satan's hot tub to turn black? It wasn't the death of Jacob because Ben turned a little evil years ago when Richard threw him in.

When Desmond was traveling through time and tried to buy the ring and got talked out of it by Mrs. Featherbottom was that really purgatory? Was that the first glimpse of the Sideways world?

Did Sawyer really eat the fish biscuits?

Oh well, I guess we'll never know...but maybe that's not a bad thing. Anybody else think some of the explanations this season were lame? The whispers are lost souls...really? Sometimes, too much 'splainin is not a good thing. Right Lucy?

-tom-

A Polar(bear?)izing Finale: LOST

For days after the finale I saw a variety of two kinds of Facebook statuses, either: "best show ever" or "thanks for wasting the last 6 years of my life". I am sure that many friends and families had bitter discussions about what happened and if the series was worth their time. I am still trying to convince my brother that the LOST finale not only did not waste his time, but wrapped up the show in the best way possible. He still won't budge.

I will admit that the "purgatory" story line was much more of a goodbye than a finale but since the show has weighed much more heavily on the characters than the plot, I was more than willing to sit through as many hours as it took to say goodbye to some of my favorite TV characters. I will be the first to say that Jin, Sun and Kate are three of my least favorite characters and I openly rooted for their demise in many episodes. However, I was genuinely touched by their "awakenings" off-island. Many shows have a "clips" episode where they show some of their favorite moments from earlier episodes and to me they feel very stale. If I wanted to watch that scene I would just go back and watch the f#$king episode! But LOST took you back in such a powerful way that I almost wish each person's awakening lasted a little longer. All the moments we witnessed were essential to the physical and emotional growth of the characters as we got to know them. They were touching and the helped promote what the show has been saying since episode 1: EVERYONE IS DAMAGED, EVERYONE HAS ISSUES, SO LET GO, FORGIVE YOURSELF/OTHERS AND CHANGE! But many viewers were more wrapped up in the mysteries than the message.

The answers (or lack thereof) are where people start to get upset with the show. If you went into the finale saying, "well they better answer this or that" then you were no doubt going to be let down. If you want a show where you know exactly what happened in each episode and why, then watch HOUSE or SCRUBS. People, you are complaining about a show were a giant bird flies overhead and yells one of the characters names for jacob's-sake! Of course they are not going to answer why in the hell that happened. You want to know why? Because the answer you have in your' head in most likely better that what the writers would have written. I have spent six years formulating absurd theories about what was happening in LOST, if they answered all the questions that they have raised then what the hell would I do with my spare time? In the end the show is about how you interact with the people in your life and that nothing is ruined forever. I am certainly excited to see what projects the writers move on to next even though I have a feeling we will never see anything like LOST again. So keep debating what happened and feel free to comment. In the wise words of Jimmy Kimmel "I have no idea what happened in LOST but I have no problem telling you your theories are wrong."

-Justin-